Funny Jogging Instagram captions with quotes

Funny Jogging Instagram captions with quotes

1. This is a great day for the running, the dreamers, the doers and the children of the wind 🍂

2. Today is a great day to run, dream, do and play in the wind.

3. We are in this together my friends, united in a bright coloured train 🍂. The journey is long and we will never stop running!

4. Today is a great day for everybody, especially those who like to run and have the strength to chase their dreams.

5. This is a great day to get outside, whether you’re running, dreaming or doing some good old fashioned hard work. Running is good for the mind and body, so let’s go!

6. This is a great day! And it’s all because of you–the runne

7. I love this song! And I love running… and children.

8. Good morning sunshine, we hope you are ready to achieve your goals today!

9. At the end of the day, it’s about what you create and make possible.

10. If you see me running, it’s probably because someone stole my donuts.

11. Start early and jogging, but after that you can go back to bed.

12. Jogging is like meditating. I just do it for longer periods of time.

13. I woke up like this. #nofilter #justkiddingIMwasupforhoursandstilllookdisheveled

14. The greatest athletic challenge of all is to finish a marathon and then immediately ask someone to make you a sandwich.

15. Diet starts tomorrow 🍕🍔

16. If you’re going for a PR, maybe don’t wear new shoes. 😏 – Paula Radcliffe

17. Don’t worry about the distance. I will run it for you.

18. “I’ve got a sweat moustache and I’m not afraid to show it”

19. Run your own race #inspirationalquotes

20. One step at a time! – Unknown

21. Jogging is awesome, I’m sure all runners feel it.

22. I don’t jog. If I die, I want to be sick and not tired.

23. “Time to jog off this quarantine weight.” -Unknown

24. All I need is a good run, to clear my head and discover what needs to be done. 🏃

25. Sometimes I pretend to be normal. But it gets boring, so I go back to being awesome again.

26. “I think it’s wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.” –Steven Wright

27. Don’t try to keep up with the Joneses – drag them down to your level! It’s cheaper.

28. Not sure why I thought running was a good idea.

29. Running away from your problems is a great workout

30. My memory is now not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my memory is not as sharp as it used to be.

31. When in doubt jog it out 😎

32. It’s almost like you lose weight from jogging, but then put it back on from the ice cream you eat after. 😂😌

33. Running is a mental sport and we’re all insane.

34. You should be proud of your run, regardless of how fast or far you went. 👊🏼

35. There is no better feeling than being sweaty, out of breath and satisfied after a good run 💦 🏃 ♀

36. Fitness is like a relationship. You can’t cheat and expect it to work. 😂☀

37. Running is cheaper than therapy.

38. When I feel like giving up on my run, I remember that there is

39. You’ll always regret the runs you didn’t take.

40. Eating for two. Running for one.

41. I may be a little bit overweight, but I can still walk around the block without stopping to catch my breath.

42. Nothing burns more calories than dancing in the kitchen while cooking.

43. I may not be the fastest, I may not always win, but i will never quit!

44. When my blood sugar gets low, I start to run and sweat. That’s the only exercise I get.

45. “The path is long. I will keep going.”

46. I’m really good at starting jogs. It’s the stopping I have a problem with.

47. “Someday when I’m a fantastic runner I’ll look back and laugh at the days I used to waddle.

48. Jogging is very beneficial. It’s good for your legs and your feet. It’s also very good for the ground. If makes it feel needed.

49. Weekend plans? Jogging for two hours, Saturday and Sunday night.

50. Don’t run until you can walk, unless the zombie apocalypse has started.

51. Run like you stole something…and are trying to get it back

52. When you hold your ear buds to your neck and pretend to talk on the phone so no one asks you for directions.

53. The only time I run is to catch food.

54. I have a new theory in life…..what other people think of me is truly none of my business!

55. If you want to be happy, be.

56. Some pain never kills the soul, it just makes it tougher.

57. When I feel like giving up, I remember how far I have come. Keep going!

58. Jogging is the worst. You feel like you’re dying, and with every ounce of will that you have, all you want to do is stop

59. Jogging is very beneficial. It’s good for your legs and your feet. It’s also very good for the ground.It makes it feel needed.

60. I do like jogging, but I prefer a slower form of running.

61. The two best days of the week – jog day and rest day.

62. When in doubt, jog it out.

63. If running isn’t fun, you’re not doing it right

64. Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious! Seriously, though — I’ve got a lot of cardio to do today.

65. Keep going. The hardest part is waking up and starting your workout. Once you’re in it, your body will thank you.

66. Run like you’re on fire and someone is chasing you with a bucket of water.

67. If you’re looking for me, I’ll be at the park… moving very slowly.

68. A lot of people run a race to see who is fastest. I run to see who has the most guts, who can punish himself into exhausting pace, and then at the end, punish himself even more.

69. The only run of the day that matters is your TGT run.

70. I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.

71. Mary Poppins makes it look easy.

72. Chafing happens.

73. Some people jog. Others just drink coffee and take naps. 🙂

74. You could outrun an ambulance, so why not just jog?

75. Jogging is very beneficial. It’s good for your legs and your feet. It’s also very good for the ground. If makes it feel needed.

76. Map my run? More like map my sloth 🐢

77. If you see me collapse, pause my Garmin.

78. There are literally no words for my love of fall, so I’ll just put up this picture of me as a squirrel

79. I run to burn off the crazy.

80. “I’m Not Lazy, I Just Really Enjoy Doing Nothing”

81. Sweat is fat crying 😂

82. If at first you don’t succeed, try running.

83. Everything will be ok in the end. If it’s not, then it’s not the end.

84. Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!

85. You can’t outwork a poor diet

86. We did it, we finally got off the couch and are going jogging!

87. I don’t jog. If I die, I want to be sick

88. I would quote a fitness expert, but I’m pretty sure even they don’t jog.

89. Jogging is very beneficial. It’s good for your legs and your feet. It’s also very good for the ground. If makes it feel needed.

90. “I run because I really like food and hate exercise.”

91. *Jog* *jog*. *walk*. *jog* “Why am I doing this again? Oh yeah…”

92. My running shoes are the only things that fit me these days.

93. If you can make time for social media, you can make time for exercise.

94. Running is the worst, especially in slow motion.

95. I run because I really like food.

96. I run for fun and for the medals

97. Some people like to run outdoors, I prefer a treadmill. Less chance of being attacked by a mountain lion or a bear.

98. I don’t sweat, I sparkle.

99. Does anyone else find the sound of their own feet walking the most satisfying noise?

100. Don’t Worry About Anything. Unless You Forgot To Stretch.

101. My favorite part of running is that moment when I, who hate jogging, realize I’m actually starting to enjoy it.

102. Fall for Jogging!

103. There will be a day when I will actually enjoy jogging. Just not today, tomorrow or this year.

104. Jogging is very beneficial. It’s good for your legs and your feet. It’s also very good for the ground. If makes it feel needed.

105. My coach said I run like a girl… and I said if he ran a little faster he could too.

106. I’m not talking to you, I’m focused on my run.

107. Get up, dress up, show up and never give up.

108. Don’t wait until you get fit to be proud of yourself. Be proud of yourself every step of the way.

109. There are 7 days in a week and someday isn’t one of them. #MondayMotivation

110. If I’m not back in five minutes… just wait longer.

111. The only bad workout is the one you don’t do.

112. If you fall, I’ll be there. -Floor

113. Is it too late now to say run?

114. My doctor said I shouldn’t jog so I bought him a treadmill.

115. Jogging is just a quick warm-up I do before sitting down and eating breakfast, lunch, dinner, and dessert.

116. I’ll never try jogging. It looks too much like running.

117. You can go jogging all you want, but you’ll never catch me.

118. I ran because I very much enjoy running and wanted to see how far I could go.

119. Sprint like you stole something. Run like you stole something.

120. Run now, wine later.

121. There’s nothing a good run can’t cure.

122. It’s called a running joke.

123. Running: Because zombies need exercise too.

124. “When I’m working out, I have this thing where some days you’re the bug and some days you’re the windshield. And if I’m a windshield, then it means there will be bugs that hit me in the face.”

125. “In the end, it’s not going to matter how many breaths you took, but how many moments took your breath away.” – Shing Xiong

126. Don’t forget to stretch!

127. I’m in shape…round is a shape.

128. I’m not a jogger, but I do go jogging at times.

129. The jogging is the best solution in our life after a long work day.

130. When you are running, it is not always a good idea to look back. Otherwise, you might fall or trip and keep jogging.

131. If you see me collapse at the finish line, it’s because I’m dead. Real runners just don’t get tired.

132. Do it for the after selfie.

133. Forget skinny, I’m training to be a runner!

134. Here I am killing it. One run at a time.

135. Run, Forest. Run.

136. I like my coffee how I like myself: dark, bitter and too hot for you.

137. Early morning run? I thought you said rum.

138. When I run, I feel God’s pleasure

139. If exercise is so good for you, then why does your workout hurt every time you do it.

140. If you’re sleeping, you’re not training.

141. Weights before dates.

142. As soon as I step out my front door, I’m jogging. The rest of the time, I’m just walking fast.

143. I will jog till I have internet connection.

144. Jogging is the answer. Who cares what the question is

145. I run because I really like food. #instafit

146. When I die, my gravestone is going to have a ‘Like’ button.

147. Oh, you’re a runner?

148. If you’re not the one dieting, please move along. Nothing to see here. 🏃♂️

149. How do you motivate yourself to run? Bribe yourself.

150. Pain is temporary, pride is forever 🤸♂️

151. If you can read this, I’m not last.

152. We are running short on hand sanitizer, paper towels, and toilet paper.

153. Running: Because zombies don’t run.

154. I’m not lazy. I’m just on my energy saving mode.

155. The miracle isn’t that I finished. The miracle is that I had the courage to start!

156. Don’t get me wrong, I love running. I just run for cake 🍰

157. The hardest part about jogging, is tying your shoes.

158. You’re only one workout away from a good mood.

159. Running makes you feel like a champion.

160. Nothing burns more calories than laughter.

161. I’d rather be running than shopping.

162. If you can read this, I’m just warming up

163. When the day starts slow, take a few deep breaths and remember you can sprint or crawl. You’ll get there at your own pace.

164. Be Courageous. After You’ve Taken That First Step, It Gets Easier.

165. Sweat is just fat crying!

166. Never underestimate the power of a small group of committed people to change the world.

167. I’m faster than anyone can catch me

168. A negative mind will never give you a positive life.

169. Jogging is for people who aren’t serious about exercise.

170. When you’re jogging you feel like a banana 🍌 (Jennifer Lopez )

171. Jogging is very beneficial. It’s good for your legs and your feet. It’s also very good for the ground. It makes it feel needed.

172. Love running? Then you might love these inspirational running quotes.

173. I’m not here to jog. I’m here to make friends.

174. A little motivation: you should probably go for a run.

175. A pair of running shoes and an open road is all I need.

176. We go together like running shorts and chafing.

177. You’ve got the run in the morning, you deserve beer in the evening.

178. I’m in shape. Round is a shape.

179. When you feel like quitting think about why you started.

180. It’s like I’m wearing nothing at all!
181. I don’t jog, if I die I want to be in the middle of doing something really heroic

182. This is my jogging shirt. Is there anything it can’t do?

183. Jogging is very beneficial. It’s good for your legs and your feet. It’s also very good for the ground. If makes it feel needed.

184. Jogging is very beneficial. It’s good for your legs and your feet. It’s also very good for the ground. If makes it feel needed. Charles M. Schulz

185. “Running is the greatest metaphor for life, because you get out of it what you put into it.” – Oprah Winfrey

186. Run like there is a hot guy in front of you and a creepy one behind you.

187. Everything has taken a turn for the better. I was running late, but it didn’t matter because my run took longer than expected.

188. Suns out, buns out.☀

189. I got 99 problems, but running ain’t one.

190. running away from my problems like that one guy in the Olympic marathon.

191. Always remember you are unique, just like everyone else.

192. I’m in shape. Round is a shape!

193. If at first you don’t succeed, try running.

194. Reality: Jogging is bad for your health. Lesser reality: Jogging is never 100% necessary to solve a problem.

195. Jogging is the answer. Who cares what the question is!

196. Spotted: the marathoner who hit that wall and just kept on going.

197. I have to exercise in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing 😅

198. We run this town like a marathon at 5am on a Monday morning.

199. You only regret the runs you don’t take.

200. My blood type is coffee.

201. Run… Forrest, Run!

202. Girls just wanna have suns

203. Sore today, strong tomorrow.

204. I run with scissors when it is time to stress out before my exams.

205. I don’t sweat, I sparkle

206. Jogging is always better together. Because someone might want to steal your diamonds.

207. Do you even lift, bro? I don’t. But I do jog! 🏃🏿♂️

208. I called you a jogger because I couldn’t remember your name

209. Why do some jogging when you can hop

210. The only bad workout is the one that didn’t happen.

211. More pancakes, less panting!

212. The only good place to have a heart attack is Disneyland because you always get to go on the rides for free.

213. People who say they sleep like a baby usually don’t have one. 🎉

214. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

215. I think you should run.

216. Being athletic is a good reason to stay fit.

217. If you can find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn’t lead anywhere.~Frank A. Clark

218. If you love running, you’re always running into amazing people.

219. Never underestimate the power of wearing a cute sneaker.

220. Don’t run for your life, run for your health. Jogging is running slowly enough to talk without losing your breath.

221. Jogging is very beneficial. It’s good for your legs and your feet. It’s also very good for the ground. If makes it feel needed.

222. I jog, therefore I am. – Jason Love

223. Good news! There won’t be any hills on the couch-to-5K running plan.

224. Running is a big question mark that’s there each and every day. It asks you, ‘Are you going to be a wimp or are you going to be strong today?

225. Running makes me feel happy and strong.

226. Running is the greatest metaphor for life, because you get out of it what you put into it.

227. “A run begins the moment you forget you are running.”

228. As I continue to run in place, my weight is decreasing. And so are my chances of ever seeing my toes again.

229. I’m training for a half-marathon so I don’t get murdered in the streets.

230. In the end, its all about the run.

231. It’s easier to wake up early in the morning and work out if you imagine someone is chasing you.

232. “I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure.”

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